
To My Human, the Most Amazingest and Good-Smelling of All the Humans in the Whole World,
Before now, I have been able to tell you everything I needed to by wagging my tail, letting my tongue hang out to one side, or wiggling my eyebrows – for example, while you are eating some cheese.
But this calls for something different. You see, I know you’ve been worrying about which Human Friend (also known as a dog walker) should walk me when you’re not at home (I am an expert on human things). But do not worry! That’s why I am writing you this letter – I have the 100% right answer: I should be walked by AGNES & PAVEL.
My choice is based on research that I carried out myself, starting with a high-level nap. After the nap, I ate every stray sandwich I could find. I inspected every tree, bin, bench and lamppost. I sniffed every bottom, and fetched every ball, including ones that hadn’t been thrown for me.

Then I interviewed every dog in the park. Everyone agreed that Agnes & Pavel understand the dogs in their pack and make them feel as happy as if they were eating a giant piece of cheese. Which is all you really need to know. Although, because you are human, you will probably also like to know that Agnes & Pavel have loads of experience in dog walking services, and are licensed by the Royal Parks.
Finding out about Agnes & Pavel’s pack made me want to play with them more than ever. I know it can be hard to trust other humans to look after me, but Agnes & Pavel are reliable and kind. While I was in the ball-fetching stage of my research I overheard what humans say about them, and it was all REALLY good, apart from, ‘Leave that! Stop it! That’s NOT FOR YOU!’
Plus, Agnes & Pavel’s tummy rubs get an average review of 5 stars.

If for some reason you aren’t sure (WHY wouldn’t you be sure? Did you not read about how I ate all the sandwiches?) then you can read my super-special dog walking services RESEARCH for yourself. It’s very scientific. According to dog science.
OK. I need to go and keep watch for anything that looks or smells or sounds or moves like cheese.
Yummy sloppy kisses,
Your Loyal Dog Friend Who Thinks You Are Amazing and Cannot Wait to Smell your Feet xxxxxxxx

